On the occasion of her 90th birthday I’m proud to present my in-depth and shocking interview with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth.
Me: Your majesty, it’s an honour to meet you.
Queen [shaking my hand]: Hello, and what do you do?
Me: Well,I write a blog. Now, the question everybody wants to ask you today is about Michael Fagan…
Queen [to somebody further down the line]: Hello, and what [inaudible]
Me [shouting]: Thank you, your majesty! It’s been an honour!